Funny Women Quotes and Sayings

• like If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
• I my whisky old and my women young. 
•        Women are like elephants. Everyone likes to look at them but no-one likes to have to keep one.
•       Most women are not as young as they are painted.
• What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.

• From 40 feet away she looked like a lot of class. From 15 feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 40 feet away.

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If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.  ~Dave Barry


Women like silent men.  They think they're listening.  ~Marcel Achard, Quote, 4 November 1956


Sure God created man before woman.  But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.  ~Author Unknown


Some men know that a light touch of the tongue, running from a woman's toes to her ears, lingering in the softest way possible in various places in between, given often enough and sincerely enough, would add immeasurably to world peace.  ~Marianne Williamson, "A Woman's Worth"


Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.  ~Bill Maher


A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.  ~Carrie Snow


You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs.  All of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppy.  Then just when you start liking them, they start drooping.  ~Cindy Crawford