Thursday, October 6, 2011

the best words of love

We love because it is the only true adventure
You don't get to choose, You just fall
Love is, above all, the gift of oneself
Economized love is never real love
You can be lonely on your own but even lonelier with the wrong person

Funny Women Quotes and Sayings

  • like If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
  • I my whisky old and my women young. 
  •        Women are like elephants. Everyone likes to look at them but no-one likes to have to keep one.
  •       Most women are not as young as they are painted.
  • What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.
  • From 40 feet away she looked like a lot of class. From 15 feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 40 feet away.

Women are like tricks by sleight of hand,
Which, to admire, we should not understand.
WILLIAM CONGREVE, Love for Love
I have seen too much not to know that the impression of a woman may be more valuable than the conclusion of an analytical reasoner.
SIR ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE, The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes
Man's love is of man's life a thing apart,
'Tis woman's whole existence.

women



If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.  ~Dave Barry


Women like silent men.  They think they're listening.  ~Marcel Achard, Quote, 4 November 1956


Sure God created man before woman.  But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.  ~Author Unknown


Some men know that a light touch of the tongue, running from a woman's toes to her ears, lingering in the softest way possible in various places in between, given often enough and sincerely enough, would add immeasurably to world peace.  ~Marianne Williamson, "A Woman's Worth"


Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.  ~Bill Maher


A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.  ~Carrie Snow


You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs.  All of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppy.  Then just when you start liking them, they start drooping.  ~Cindy Crawford